URBN

Yesterday I went to Urban Outfitters. Mentionable things that happened while I was there.

– I was poked out of the way. Not excused, not even shoved. Poked with an index finger. It was a firm, long poke in the upper back. Have people forgotten how to say excuse me?

-I rode the elevator. UO’s elevator is really ugly and boring. For a store that tries so hard to keep a fashionable and hip appearance you would think that they would go all the way and at least plaster the walls in some hideously decorative wallpaper, but their elevator feels like it is in a shitty hospital dying for a renovation.

-I bought an ugly sweater. I am so glad ugly sweaters are back in style. I can finally be fashionable again. (Future blog entry, my ugly sweater collection)

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Befores and Afters

Kareem

Purple for Halloween

I look like a meth addict.

Red because I fucked up.

(No more meth)

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New Jeans

I am trying out the dry denim thing. Here we go.

Captians Log
Day One
Brand: Naked and Famous
Cut: Skinny Girl
My thoughts: Pants are too tight. Hopefully they will expand about one pant size or I am fucked. Look how it squishes my love handles.

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